the end is near, grab your towel

for those of you who dont [exist] know
the towel is the most useful item in the universe
name one thing more useful than a towel
it can be used for
keeping warm
keeping yourself off of the wet ground while napping
keeping the sun out of your eyes
a weapon
stylish hat
cape
and dying yourself

and other things i cant think of now

but its fairly useful
keep it with you at all times!!!!!!

its convenient
some of my friends dont believe me
but ill show them!
WITH MY TOWEL!!!!!

my blankie!!!

i went home from college last weekend
i remember that while i was packing
i thought to myself
"hey you dont need to bring your blankie
you will leave it at home"

i did
i have only been without it for like a month before

i am feeling weird
constricted
my nose is stopped up(thats sorta irrelevant)
but it's aiding my discomfort

i remember when my [not]girlfriend saw it
she asked what it was
so i told her,
she just kinda looked at me and put it down

black taco

i dont know why i felt like telling the internet my discomforts
my friend had homework to do so i couldnt smoke and talk with him
(we dont smoke those disgusting cigarettes
only cigars and a little pipe tobacco)

but i wan my blankie!!!!!
i've had it forever

what am i doing?
im telling no one my feelings again,
whatever

randomniscity

I started re-reading THE BEST BOOK EVER
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy!!!
i realized how much i love it

if you dont know (and you shouldnt, since at this point i am writing to no one
and if no one started thinking
something would go wrong)
its about a dude, and his friend
and earth gets destroyed
and they hitchhike through the galaxy
thus the name

"that is really amazing, that really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing i think i'd like to steal it"

...michael scott...you are an idiot!!!!

tripple woppers are extremely filling
my fish tried to kill itself this past week
(by not eating)

i just realized that i havent seen any of the new season of heroes

"ooh i need your love babe"

by the way, 42. that is all

i am just being randommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'
,.;'

:P
XD

south carolina flag

wow
the south carolina flag is obnoxious!
its sitting there laughing at how its so much better than the north carolina flag
like "oooh look at me, i can be a cool tattoo"
jerk..
its a logo!!!!

you don't see north carolinians walking around with the nc flag on their chest
the north carolina flag has too many words be be a nice tattoo
its basically the texas flag upside down with a some dates written on it

south carolina's flag is a tree!!(and a moon)
little turd
you dont see people walking around with the north carolina flag on their purse
but you see these terrible drivers walking around w a TREE on their purse!
a tree!

lets get a new flag that is cooler than the sc one!
maybe we can have like an explosion or something else awesome on it!
or a PLANE!
(first in flight and all that)

i remember my 7th grade history teacher bragged about how he was "in a gang"
and the whole "gang" had the sc flag tatted on their arm
he wore sweater vests so his opinion is invalid!

he also said that the meat in the cafeteria came from cats that used to walk around behind the school
(despite his obnoxious tat) he has to be one of my favourite teachers to date

he would randomly yell during tests to wake people up
and the multiple choice questions would be like

1 what did egyptians use for stansportation?
a camels
b sphynx
c jeremy's mom
d abby's hair

and

2 why did the chicken cross the road?
a why not?
b to get to the other side
c he was hungry

it was a fun class