powerwalking!

i'm sorry mother...
but i did a bad thing...
i bought a 2 liter of pepsi...
it is not as fulfilling as a coke would have been
but its not like i had the coke option
this is a pepsi school...

i do believe that this was the first pepsi i have bought here
except for MAYBE a wild cherry pepsi a few weeks ago
(there was no dr pepper and no sunkist in the machine)

went to a friends dorm to pick up risk
got to see another one of my friends intoxicated
(that was fun)
she said something like:
"don't come near me, i'm intoxicated"
and proceeded to hug me for the next minute

i tell people that irony loves to follow me around and kick me
but in this instance irony just let me have one of the best hugs i've had in a while
thanks irony!
and on the day before valentines day too

another instance of irony
is that this girl is JUST a good friend, and nothing more
so no valentine for me

HOOKED ON A FEELING

"I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me.
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me.
When you hold me
In your arms so tight,
You let me know,
Everythings alright, ahahah

I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me."


weird of me to say this
but i first REALLY heard this song on reservoir dogs
a few months ago
downloaded it last night
pretty good song
catchy
blue swede


its strangely how i feel right now...
the girl i like and i decided to just be friends
but im 'hooked on a feeling'
strange
its relevant to my life
wow...
shes probably gonna kill me if she ever reads this
ok she wont
but she might hurt me
not too much though
jk

i came home for thanksgiving
i share a bathroom w my sister
she has NO shampoo
and i left mine at school

no joke
i threw 5 empty bottles of shampoo out of the shower(which is strangely slow to drain...)
i dont know how i lived with that disgusting bathroom

apparently im a pretty good belcher
i get applauded when i finish my belch sometimes
its fun

gonna eat at five guys tomorrow(sorry, its 12.30, today)
with my g-ma and momma
gonna get me a bacon cheeseburger w mushrooms
:)

and lotsa fries

i stocked up on the 3 best veggies EVER while at thanksgiving dinner w my (other, not the one im eating with later) grandparents
1-sweet potatoes
2-popcorn
3-cake

i really like sweet potato casserole
its declicious
best thanksgiving food EVER!!!!


maybe i can figure out what to ramble about
parents dont seem to shut up
they have too high of hopes for my relationships
they keep bringing them up
and it just gets old
I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

not that i dont want one
just not working
now
SHUT UP ABOUT HER!!!

vampires

vampires have become so friendly lately
stupid twilight messing up the horror of the most deadly creature in 'existence'
contrary to current popular belief
VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!!

if ANYTHING vampires burn in sunlight
and you DO need a wooden steak to kill one
and they DO sleep the day away in coffins

sure there COULD be some nice vampires
but they ARE bloodthirsty killers

we need to change the view of vampires from
"i want that vampire in my pants"
to
"i want that vampire to stop making me piss my pants"

we need an insane killer vampire to scare the beans out of the world
not one of those gratuitously violent movies that creep people out instead of scaring them
(although some creepiness will be required since that is what it seems to take to scare people today)
whatever happened to frightening vampires, like dracula or lestat?
instead we are stuck with these little wussy vampires
with non-threatening names like edward

the end is near, grab your towel

for those of you who dont [exist] know
the towel is the most useful item in the universe
name one thing more useful than a towel
it can be used for
keeping warm
keeping yourself off of the wet ground while napping
keeping the sun out of your eyes
a weapon
stylish hat
cape
and dying yourself

and other things i cant think of now

but its fairly useful
keep it with you at all times!!!!!!

its convenient
some of my friends dont believe me
but ill show them!
WITH MY TOWEL!!!!!

my blankie!!!

i went home from college last weekend
i remember that while i was packing
i thought to myself
"hey you dont need to bring your blankie
you will leave it at home"

i did
i have only been without it for like a month before

i am feeling weird
constricted
my nose is stopped up(thats sorta irrelevant)
but it's aiding my discomfort

i remember when my [not]girlfriend saw it
she asked what it was
so i told her,
she just kinda looked at me and put it down

black taco

i dont know why i felt like telling the internet my discomforts
my friend had homework to do so i couldnt smoke and talk with him
(we dont smoke those disgusting cigarettes
only cigars and a little pipe tobacco)

but i wan my blankie!!!!!
i've had it forever

what am i doing?
im telling no one my feelings again,
whatever

randomniscity

I started re-reading THE BEST BOOK EVER
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy!!!
i realized how much i love it

if you dont know (and you shouldnt, since at this point i am writing to no one
and if no one started thinking
something would go wrong)
its about a dude, and his friend
and earth gets destroyed
and they hitchhike through the galaxy
thus the name

"that is really amazing, that really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing i think i'd like to steal it"

...michael scott...you are an idiot!!!!

tripple woppers are extremely filling
my fish tried to kill itself this past week
(by not eating)

i just realized that i havent seen any of the new season of heroes

"ooh i need your love babe"

by the way, 42. that is all

i am just being randommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'
,.;'

:P
XD

south carolina flag

wow
the south carolina flag is obnoxious!
its sitting there laughing at how its so much better than the north carolina flag
like "oooh look at me, i can be a cool tattoo"
jerk..
its a logo!!!!

you don't see north carolinians walking around with the nc flag on their chest
the north carolina flag has too many words be be a nice tattoo
its basically the texas flag upside down with a some dates written on it

south carolina's flag is a tree!!(and a moon)
little turd
you dont see people walking around with the north carolina flag on their purse
but you see these terrible drivers walking around w a TREE on their purse!
a tree!

lets get a new flag that is cooler than the sc one!
maybe we can have like an explosion or something else awesome on it!
or a PLANE!
(first in flight and all that)

i remember my 7th grade history teacher bragged about how he was "in a gang"
and the whole "gang" had the sc flag tatted on their arm
he wore sweater vests so his opinion is invalid!

he also said that the meat in the cafeteria came from cats that used to walk around behind the school
(despite his obnoxious tat) he has to be one of my favourite teachers to date

he would randomly yell during tests to wake people up
and the multiple choice questions would be like

1 what did egyptians use for stansportation?
a camels
b sphynx
c jeremy's mom
d abby's hair

and

2 why did the chicken cross the road?
a why not?
b to get to the other side
c he was hungry

it was a fun class