vampires

vampires have become so friendly lately
stupid twilight messing up the horror of the most deadly creature in 'existence'
contrary to current popular belief
VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!!

if ANYTHING vampires burn in sunlight
and you DO need a wooden steak to kill one
and they DO sleep the day away in coffins

sure there COULD be some nice vampires
but they ARE bloodthirsty killers

we need to change the view of vampires from
"i want that vampire in my pants"
to
"i want that vampire to stop making me piss my pants"

we need an insane killer vampire to scare the beans out of the world
not one of those gratuitously violent movies that creep people out instead of scaring them
(although some creepiness will be required since that is what it seems to take to scare people today)
whatever happened to frightening vampires, like dracula or lestat?
instead we are stuck with these little wussy vampires
with non-threatening names like edward